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arcticmonkies:

I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway

(via tealcunts)

If you love what you do and are willing to do what it takes, it’s within your reach. And it’ll be worth every minute you spend alone at night, thinking and thinking about what it is you want to design or build. It’ll be worth it, I promise.

—Steve Wozniak (via quotes-shape-us)

msandells:

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

what kind of white boys are you hanging out with? in sweden all white boys i meet in the bathroom are super nice and then we all dance to beyonce.

aphrohdites:

"If it makes you less sad
we’ll start talking again.
You can tell me how vile
I already know that i am”

aphrohdites:

"If it makes you less sad
we’ll start talking again.
You can tell me how vile
I already know that i am”

(via tealcunts)

One time a girl told me it was a good thing I have such bright eyes because my mind is so dark.
She said it was ironic how soft and small my hands are because everything inside of me is vast and jagged.
She told me one time her aunt gave her a present that was wrapped up so beautifully she never even opened it.
She said it must get lonely when the world will look at you but no one will look in you.

—(trm) you’re too pretty to be sad (via acutelesbian)

(via tealcunts)

xtremeunderachieving:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

This article sounds like it was made by some guy who harasses people, got in trouble for it and now is butt-hurt so he made an article.

(via thisbrownbitch)

thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

image

(via orgasm)

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

(via tealcunts)

Bastille

—Oblivion

fraggybird:

majestictunes:

oblivion || bastille

are you going to age with grace?
are you going to leave a path to trace?

this song is just so damn beautiful